Notes from the Shadows of Cooperstown
Observations From Outside the Lines

NOTES #187
by Two Finger Carney
Published: 1999-04-01
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SCATTERED SPRING NOTES

Welcome to the Opening Day 1999 issue of Notes from the Shadows of Cooperstown. In the Shadows is where I live, and writing notes is what I do. Two Fingers is what I use, and I also believe baseball breeds nicknames, even for writers. If this is your first visit to Notes, welcome aboard! There will be a fresh issue here on the 1st and 15th of each month. If you print out Notes to read at work or school, you'll need about twelve sheets of paper.

If you print out issue #125 from the archives, use green paper. It's a St Patrick's Day (1996) issue that explores the Irish roots of baseball. Not for the politically correct.

This issue is truly scattered. Leading off, Eddie Klepp, who might have become as famous as Jackie Robinson -- but didn't. Then Notes digs deeper than that old question, "Who invented baseball?" -- to a more basic one: "Who invented the ball?" If you are male and find a female sometimes getting between you and the game you really love, don't pass this one up.

Batting cleanup this time is a new short story, Ashes to Ashes, which seems headed for the Notes sci-fi archive. You might want to read this one out loud, in your best Rod Serling imitation.

Suddenly we are back in the real world of baseball -- or are we? Is that a midget at the plate? Did you know the rest of the story about the player for whom 3'7" Eddie Gaedel pinch-hit?

"I calls 'em as I sees 'em," an ancient umpire is reputed to have proclaimed. Well, I'm just a fan, but I sees 'em, too, and we all have opinions about the strike zone.

Then there is the case of Christian Von der Ahe, who once was as famous in St Louis as Mark McGwire, altho nobody came early to see him take BP. In fact, his rep was that he knew little about baseball. He didn't have to -- he was an owner, and one of the top promoters of his day -- the 1880s.

Finally, in honor of Opening Day (see my essay "Why Time Ends on O-Day" in #185), I'm serving up a review of Time Stops, by Rick Lopez (photos by Art Becker). I believe ordering info is on the web site address you'll find toward the end of the review. Spring is sprung, step right outside of time: play ball!

 


TROTTING OUT EDDIE KLEPP

My rookie season in college included the hurdle of a Logic class, taught -- no, ruled -- by an idiosyncratic professor who boasted that he'd flunk his own mother if she came to class without her book or was otherwise unprepared. It was classic, Aristotelian logic, and that classroom was the last place I know where syllogisms still lived. Remember? All men are mortal. James is a man. Therefore, James is mortal. The teacher was relentless in his methods, determined that we would emerge from our lessons as logical as Mr Spock.

"Did you say ALL men have two eyes? Just trot out one example, of someone with one eye, and your premise is wrong. You should say most men have two eyes." Over and over, our ALLs were punctured by the one little examples that he trotted out. We soon learned to reserve the word ALL for special occasions.

"All ballplayers in the Negro Leagues were black or Hispanic." Did you say all? And here, I trot out one little example. Eddie Klepp. His name came up in discussion on the SABR internet Digest recently, and I had to look him up.

Sure enough, Eddie Klepp pitched for the Cleveland Buckeyes in 1946. There may have been others, but Eddie Klepp is the only white player I've found so far, who played in the Negro Leagues.

James A. Riley notes in his Biographical Encyclopedia of the Negro Leagues, that Eddie was signed by the Buckeyes after Jackie Robinson signed with the Dodgers. Who knows, maybe there were those who believed the signing of Jackie would mean integrating both the majors and the Negro Leagues.

In any case, Riley comments that Klepp's "ability was overprojected and he lacked the basic playing skills to capitalize on the opportunity afforded." Klepp never played in the majors -- I don't know about the minors.

The Buckeyes struggled in 1946, and so did Eddie Klepp -- when we was allowed on the mound, that is. "During spring practice, in most localities he was forced to be segregated from his teammates and was not allowed to play on the same field or even sit in the same dugout wearing a Buckeyes uniform." Eddie viewed a lot of Buckeye games from the bleachers. "Although it was hoped that he would be a 'reverse Jackie Robinson,'" Riley concludes, "he met with little success and his playing career was brief and undistinguished."

I imagine Eddie spent some of that time in the bleachers reading about Jackie Robinson's debut season with Montreal. It is interesting to think of Eddie Klepp, opening doors of opportunity for white players, that in time might have turned the Negro League into a third major league. But things were stacked against Eddie Klepp. At least Jackie was given a fair shot.

 


GREAT INVENTIONS DEPT.

Back in Notes 184, I reviewed Baseball's Radical for All Seasons, David Stevens' fine biography of John Montgomery Ward. I recently picked up a book written by Monte Ward, back in 1888, when he was still playing the game. SABR reprinted Ward's Baseball Book, Baseball: How to Become a Player, 105 years after it first hit the bookstores, calling it an early classic.

Ward introduces his work with "an inquiry into the origins of base-ball" -- a hot topic of debate at the time. While he does not credit Abner Doubleday, he believed baseball to be "a fruit of the inventive genius of the American boy." Like our government, baseball was "affected by foreign associations," but evolved into something "distinctly our own."

But before tackling the origins of the sport, Ward asked a much more basic question -- one we don't hear asked much anymore. Namely, who invented the ball? He notes that "Herodotus attributes it to the Lydians, but several other writers unite in conceding to a certain beautiful lady of Corcyra, Anagalia by name, the credit of first having made a ball for the purpose of pastime." Anagalia was good enough for Homer, Ward went on, and so it was good enough for Monte Ward. "To the glory of women, we, too, shall adopt this theory."

Homer does not record Anagalia calling out "Play ball!" to her friends, but he does give us a color commentary of what Ward calls "the first ball game on record":

"O'er the green mead the sporting virgins play,
Their shining veils unbound; along the skies,
Tost and retost, the ball incessant flies."

I suggest that for men, Anagalia's name (and Homer's poem) are worth memorizing. For one thing, they would come in handy when confronted by females impatient with the hours spent summers at the ballpark, or otherwise tuned in to pennant races. "Hey, don't blame us, we never would have thought of playing ball if some woman hadn't invented the thing."

Surely the story of Eve delivering something round to Adam in the Garden was symbolic of the later event. In any case, from Homer's poem we can see that the women knew it was addictive -- "the ball incessant flies." Quite possibly, that was why they passed the ball on. Hey, Achilles, catch! Now, throw it back!

Homer's short poem also seems to suggest that domes are not the best places to play ball. You can bet that was no artificial green mead.

Yes, it was the Phaeacian maidens that started the ball rolling. It's about time they got credit. Now, which gatherer carved the first bat for her hunter hubby...?

 


ASHES TO ASHES

When Harry Young signed up for the Peace Corps, he took a detour from a promising career path in the Baltimore Orioles farm system. Drafted high, he did well in both A-ball and Double-A, and seemed just a long fungo fly away from a shot at the majors. But Harry wanted something more, and decided that he could pick up where he left off after a two-year hitch overseas.

He had never heard of the cluster of South Sea islands where he was assigned. Nor was he prepared for what he found there. The natives could use his help building bridges and constructing highways, all right. But what they really wanted was a power-hitting shortstop.

Nineteenth century missionaries had brought the Bible and baseball to this neck of the Pacific, and while the former never really caught on, the latter became an obsession. Each island had at least one team, the larger islands, two or three. The natives had adopted baseball as a civilized substitute for the civil warring which had plagued them for centuries. They were finally able to compete with each other without bloodshed, and the year-round games were the focus of the islands' activity.

Harry was thrust into his home island's lineup shortly after arrival. Somewhat taller and stronger than the average islander, Harry was an instant hit. His heroics on the diamonds gave his advice an air of extra importance, and the projects that he proposed and planned were accepted without resistance.

Harry gradually concluded that baseball was the religion of his native teammates, if they had any at all. Games were preceded not just by the singing of an anthem, but by a long litany recited by players and fans, in a dialect Harry could not understand. "Just prayers," he was told. "For good weather, good sportsmanship, escape from injuries -- the usual." Harry had no reason to doubt this explanation.

Harry also noticed that some games were followed by a ceremony, a ritual burning of a bat. This seemed strange indeed, as it must have been expensive to import the sticks of Northern white ash halfway around the world. Harry's manager, Jimmi, explained the reason for this fiery conclusion to the day at the ballpark. "We believe bats that perform great deeds deserve to be returned to Nature. Someone hit for the cycle with same bat, that bat gets burned. Bat that breaks up no-hitter in last inning. Bat that hits 500th home run. You get the idea. Umpires take bat, light it on mound, fans stay till bat is gone. We have always done it this way."

Harry's rookie season in the Corps was a tremendous success. He was hitting over .400 and could hardly believe his good fortune. He had guessed that it would be years before he played ball again, and instead baseball was part of his daily regimen.

"Today's the day, Harry," Jimmi greeted Harry. "Today you can break the longest hitting streak in islands' history, forty-five."

"Huh?" Harry replied. No one had informed him of any streak.

"Yes, and after the game, your bat will be burned. There will be whole villages here to see it. You won't disappoint."

And Harry did not disappoint. Two doubles and a single later, Harry watched proudly as the white-clad umpires gingerly placed his bat in a metal rack, and set it ablaze.

"Congratulations, Harry," Jimmi shouted, barely audible over the chanting crowd circling the mound. "Now you must keep it up, you know. Now pressure really on."

"Pressure on? Jimmi, sir, I just broke the record. Why should I feel any pressure to keep hitting?"

"No one tell you?" Jimmi's face grew ashen, and he looked away. "I thought you knew all along."

"Knew what?" Harry started to feel worried.

"Knew our custom of celebrating such heroics as long hitting streak, perfect game, four homers in one game -- big stuff. I guess we haven't had any such things happen since you come here."

Harry's mind was racing ahead now. He had suspected somehow that his landing in this paradise was not pure chance. That he had been scouted, been requested more for his batting skills than his engineering degree.

"Harry, it's what we have always done. When your streak is over, you will be a hero that we will never forget. And we shall honor you by returning you to Nature, where you can reunite with the bat that's out there on the mound right now. We shall remember you always, as you were at the end, at the peak of your success. You shall never be less in our eyes and our hearts."

Harry closed his eyes. There was no way out. Sooner or later, he would go hitless -- it was inevitable. Harry could see his line drive being snared by a diving third baseman, his long fly falling short on the warning track, his grounder in the hole being scooped up and turned into a force out. He could see himself being mobbed by his joyous teammates after his o-fer, being carried around the park while the fans shouted themselves hoarse. Then the umpire, shaking his hand, and offering him a pill. He would feel nothing, as he went out in a blaze of glory.

The tales of the last weeks of Harry Young became legends in the islands. No one ever recalled seeing anyone play with more intensity. Harry's final average, .471, was etched on his urn. Jimmi failed to mention this when he wrote to the Peace Corps, requesting a replacement. "Dentist, preferably a southpaw with control."


BURLESQUE CASUALTY

One of baseball's best stories is that of Eddie Gaedel, the midget that Bill Veeck signed to a St Louis Browns' contract in August 1951. Gaedel emerged from a seven-foot birthday cake (the American League had turned 50, along with Browns' sponsor Falstaff beer) between games of a doubleheader with the Tigers. Big laugh. But little (3'7") Eddie hung around, and was sent up to pinch hit in the bottom of the first. You all know the rest of the story.

Or do you? Jim Delsing, who pinch-ran for Eddie Gaedel (thus immortalizing himself in tough trivia), tells a story about that famous event that is rarely heard. Frank Saucier was the batter taken out when Gaedel pinch-hit, and Delsing says "Saucier was so mad that he never played again! He quit. Baseball was a game for him. It wasn't a joke." (quoted in For the Love of the Game, by Cindy Wilbur)

I recently confirmed Saucier's reaction with several SABR members, including one who interviewed Frank himself. Pat Doyle added this: "[Saucier] was quite a minor league hitter, batting .357 with Belleville in the Illinois State League in 1948, .446 with Wichita Falls of the Big State League in 1949, and .343 with San Antonio of the Texas League in 1950."

Imagine a rookie with those stats. Saucier had battled his way to the major leagues -- well, OK, to the St Louis Browns. He was off to a slow start in the bigs, 1-for-14. But don't you think he deserved to be tipped off to the Gaedel stunt? "Frank, don't take this personally, but we're going to give Eddie an official ML at bat in the second game. You'll be in the lineup, but we're sending Eddie up in the first inning, OK?" Well, Frank likely would have replied, "Not OK, Bill," and someone else would be in the history books, and the tough trivia books.

According to Pat Doyle, Bill Veeck wrote in one of his books that what happened to Frank Saucier was one of the few regrets that he took with him from baseball. Losing a prospect like Saucier -- you bet he regretted it. The Browns needed all the help they could get!

From his single line in Big Mac and Total Baseball, we learn that Saucier had played the (out)field in just two other games, in his month at the top. He muffed two of seven chances. Frank had pinch hit seven times, coming up with a double, one RBI and three walks. Must have pinch-run five or six times, scored four runs. He was just 25 in August 1951.

Veeck's Midget. Most memorable stunt. The AL Prez Will Harridge was livid and tried his best to get Gaedel out of the record books. He failed, and so Gaedel also has a single line in Big Mac and TB. And we shall never know how many lines this event cost Frank Saucier. Lines with potential for great stories.


AS I SEES 'EM

When I wrote my poem on Bill Klem, The Old Arbitrator, I included this question: "To be known as 'fair' -- is there a greater compliment to seek -- in any profession?" Well, there may well be one. Behind my question was a memory -- at my father's wake, the union reps from Allis-Chalmers presented his family with "the Union Bible," even though he was in management. Actually, he was right between union and management, whenever the company negotiated contracts. We were told it was the first time the Union Bible ever "crossed the line," and they decided this was proper because my father, in their eyes, was fair.

In the twenty-some years since, in several different jobs, I have concluded that being fair is often very difficult. Giving credit where credit is due, for example, is not an easy chore for many people. Recognition is one of life's hardest things -- when it ought to be one of the easiest. How hard is it, really, to say "Good job" or simply "Thanks"?

My poem on The Umpire (right across from Klem's in Romancing the Horsehide), has a few lines on the subject. When there is a close play, say a collision at third base, fans will inevitably ooh and aah over a great throw or tag or slide. But a great call is never cheered. It may never even be noticed. Although umpires are frequently jeered ("Kill the ump!" is a cliche that surely goes back to the first era of the sport), they are never cheered. A pitch on the corner for strike three is the pitcher's doing, or we credit a batter with a "Good eye!" if he takes a ball. Give anyone a steady diet of booing, while at the same time denying them a shred of praise, and it sooner or later gets to them.

So what do we make of the latest in the ongoing duel between the major league umps and the baseball establishment? Can anyone remember a day when the umpires were happy with things? I can't. Their grievances took a back seat in Selig's Strike of '94-95. Fans who were outraged over replacement players had no trouble living with replacement umps, which must have been tough to take.

The Alomar-Hirschbeck incident revealed a serious problem. So did those awfully-umped post-season games in 1997. I seem to remember Selig promising a summit meeting when the umpires last struck, or threatened a walkout. Did I miss it?

I'm not clear on the Cuba games grievance, but wouldn't it have made sense to have the umps involved in the plans from day one, so no grievance would be needed? Same with the strike zone thing -- how hard is it to sit down with the umps and hash out a compromise everyone can live with?

It seems ludicrous for Richie Phillips to claim that the owners are forcing the umpires to call a strike zone which is at odds with the rule book, when that has become the norm. As if the strike zone was ever universally enforced.

Some commentators were surprised that the players sided with the owners on the latter issue ("All the players need to know is: 'What is the strike zone?'" said Gene Orza in an AP story.) But remember, the players failed to support the umpires in the past. These are two very different unions here. And only one has clout.

I would like to take the umpires' side against the owners and the Commish, but they are hardly a profession without serious problems. It may be that we've always had lots of terrible calls, but we just see them more now, thanks to TV and replays -- like some crimes, they aren't rising, they only getting reported more. But it is hard to escape the feeling, the perception, that this is not the case. Mediocrity seems to be growing.

For credibility to be restored, we need to see the umpires restore some kind of meritocracy. Send down the umps that need more seasoning, bring up the best from the minors. When the post-season rolls around, select the best umps for those games, instead of rotating the duties, guaranteeing a few inept umps will be in crucial spots in October. Maybe this would swing the players to their side.

Players learn from Little League days on up, that umpires are fallible human beings, and everyone blows calls sometimes. They also learn that strike zones are very idiosyncratic. They learn umpires, while they learn pitchers. As long as umpires are consistent -- calling the same zone for both teams, calling the same zone from inning to inning, game to game -- they will be respected. Favoritism and inconsistency drive everyone (players and fans) crazy. I've given my opinion on this topic here before a few times -- I think football is in worse shape than baseball, and at least in baseball we have not yet heard such a loud outcry for instant replay. But we are moving in that direction.

I wouldn't mind instant replay in baseball, by the way. It is just a tool. We let umps wear glasses, so there's a precedent for visual aids.

I had no problem with the election of Nestor Chylak to Cooperstown this winter. The fact that his name is familiar to me, a NL fan, says something. (Nestor was the ump who was wounded by Cleveland fans on Beer Night in 1974. He did not retaliate immediately by calling a forfeit. He called it later, when fighting broke out again.)

But wasn't Doug Harvey by-passed? This strikes me as, well, unfair. Chylak was fine, but Doug Harvey seemed as obvious a pick as, say George Brett. Politics of Glory, indeed. Frank Selee a deserving choice, but isn't Dick Williams a shoo-in HOF manager? In both cases, I knew better the one not selected. What is baseball saying in all this, that life is not fair? If that is true, all the more reason to appreciate the person who is fair.


DER BOSS

Owners. Love 'em or hate 'em, fans need them to organize the leagues and pay the players. The games aside, owners have, from the beginning, been fun for fans to watch. We cannot always easily second-guess the CEOs of our own companies, or of the Fortune 500, but we can spot a blunder by a baseball boss from a mile away. I've suggested here before that part of the fun of the game, for the fan in the bleachers, is matching wits with the millionaires in the luxury suites. Sadly, it took the Selig Strike of '94-95 to underline how much stupidity has risen to the top.

Having recently gotten to know Charlie O. Finley much better (see the review of Baseball's Last Dynasty in NFSC #186), soon after finishing a biography of John Montgomery Ward (Baseball's Radical for All Seasons in #184) -- and then revisiting Bill Veeck earlier in this issue -- I was primed to enjoy the article on Chris Von der Ahe, by Richard Egenriether, in the Spring '99 issue of NINE.

Von der Ahe was a pioneer owner, whose thick German accent found its way into many stories and anecdotes about him and his endless promotions. I first heard of "Vondy" at the national SABR convention in Pittsburgh in June 1995, when J. Thomas Hetrick presented a session with the fascinating title, "The Kidnapping of Chris Von der Ahe." If you guessed that this was a crime perpetrated by underpaid players -- a good guess -- you would be wrong. In fact, Der Boss was captured and transported from St Louis to a Pittsburgh jail cell, for a debt owed to another baseball exec. According to Egenriether, the National League paid his debt, in return for his departure from baseball. Perhaps the modern owner that comes to mind here is Marge Schott, who has been such an embarrassment.

Von der Ahe. Love him or hate him, he knew what the fans wanted. Baseball, beer, fun. He could make money by giving them what they wanted -- and he took his money to the bank in a wheelbarrow flanked by security, after the games. We would like to see this practice revived. Ted? George?

I have confessed before a strong prejudice for creative owners like the Veecks, who make you want to be taken out to the ball game, no matter who's playing, because you might miss something if you stay home -- something everyone will be talking about tomorrow. Always the threat of winning livestock, for example, or some outrageous sideshow. Well, Chris Von der Ahe took promotions a bit further, until baseball became the sideshow. Bill Veeck was a fan, and never let that total eclipse of the game occur. Well, OK, maybe a few times. Disco what?

Von der Ahe, born in Germany in 1851, spent most of his life in St Louis -- the wild west of the country of baseball. He was in it for the money -- he learned enough about the game to talk about it in his saloon, but was a disaster when he acted like a GM or took the managerial reins himself.

He opened Sportsman's Park in 1882, when the American Association that he helped to found, started up. Three years later, under Charlie Comiskey, his teams reeled off four straight first-place finishes (1885-88) and three seconds (1889-91, before the AA collapsed, a casualty of the Player Wars. The lack of on-field success after those seven fat years may have driven Vondy to neglect the game in favor of promotions.

In that era, AA stood for the opposite of abstinence -- it was "the Beer and Whiskey League," a rough version of ML ball that drew rowdy fans. Von der Ahe championed the working man, and charged twenty-five cents a game, half of the going NL rate. His league also played on Sundays, and no doubt would have started night baseball well before the establishment caught on. Vondy was a maverick, in a maverick league, who cared little for pretending that baseball was a gentleman's game, for the wealthier fans.

However, on his way down, Von der Ahe did come up with what might be called the first luxury suites. His "stadium club," built under the grandstand but protected by a screen from the diamond, offered the upper crust shade, food and drink, in relative comfort.

Charlie Finley, Veeck, Steinbrenner, Schott, even Ted Turner -- Von der Ahe was seen as the best and worst thing to stumble into baseball, depending on one's perspective. Non-conformist, he rattled fellow owners, even while showing them how to sell the game. Generous or misery, there are examples galore of each. He made money, then spent it, to the delight and chagrin of those around him.

Chris Von der Ahe surely left his mark on the game, even if he didn't introduce the hot dog to the concession stand. His horse-racing, Wild West shows and "Coney Island" atmosphere also left their marks on his ballfields, making for some tough bounces. When baseball was trying its best to combat gambling, Von der Ahe not only associated with bettors, his park became a racetrack in the evenings (the ponies played the night games.)

Like the five modern owners mentioned above, Von der Ahe achieved fame in his day. Whether he was driving St Louis fans crazy with his huckstering, driving his managers crazy (after Comiskey, Vondy went through fourteen of them in five seasons), or dueling for Toast of the Town with Alfred H. Spink (who brought Vondy to baseball, later to skewer him in his The Sporting News) -- Chris Von der Ahe was colorful, controversial, and truly a conversation piece. The last, no small deal.

Should he be honored by a Cooperstown plaque? Before you answer, go to a ball game. Check out the prices, starting with the ticket. Was the park, the atmosphere, the whole event entertaining? OK, now cast your vote.

 


PLEASE REMAIN SEATED

From NOTES #158, April 1998: A review of the book TIME STOPS

Every day there are events that occur where everyone has got to stand up because the thing that just happened out there on the field is so crazy, or unlikely, or extraordinary, that no matter how many games you've seen in this life of yours, you've never seen anything quite like this."

The objective book review is as elusive as a triple play, and this one's not even close. First, I've corresponded with Rick Lopez, off & on, since June 1994. His Baseball and the 10,000 Things remains one of the more unique contributions to baseball literature. Second, I met Rick a couple summers back at Jerry Uht Park, in Erie, where the 28 or so color photos that grace Time Stops were shot. Third, I have been, off and on since 1977, a NY-Penn League fan, and it is in this short-season A-ball setting that -- Time Stops.

When I was a senior in high school, I read a photo-essay in Saturday Review, on college life. Thirty-five years later, I can still recall some of the lines and pictures (mostly the lines.) Time Stops has that feel -- it's about baseball, of course -- and I wouldn't be surprised if its readers recalled its poetry, punch, and photos, long after they put it down.

I've met Chuck Tanner, too, and Chuck has provided this for the jacket: "Art Becker's photographs are beautiful, and gifted writer Rick Lopez is able to perfectly sum up my life's work with a single sentence on scouting." You decide which sentence Chuck meant:

"Of course the scouts came when the scouts came, never having considered that they might call ahead to make sure the time was right. Swarms of them would cluster in the stands, humming restlessly behind homeplate.

"Stopwatches; eagle eyes; clipboards; radar guns; pens and pencils; notecards; salves and laurels; slings and arrows...

"A list of tools with which to build or tear apart a life."

Most of Time Stops is baseball, examined from 10,000 angles. And readers who follow only the major league brand, will not be disappointed. The faces are younger, that's all the difference.

'Net surfers can even check out sample pages at http://www.velocity.net/~bb10k/TimeStops.html. It's a thin (54 page) paperback that will fit perfectly into your scorebook -- in case of a rain delay, pitching change, or whatever.

My favorite photo? The Erie Seawolves line up for the anthem, like West Point cadets, straining to look serious, imagining they are bracing for a World Series, when one fellow turns and whispers something, and his teammate suddenly loses it. We've all been there, in a classroom, in a staff meeting.

 


LAST UPS

The only two kinds of baseball you will not find here in Notes, I believe, are collectibles and rotisserie ball. About the only baseball objects I collect are books. And while I know something about roto-ball, I've never inhaled -- because I fear my rooting would be seriously warped.

However, I do indulge, from time to time, in simulation baseball, which is its own fantasyland. I have reported here in Notes on my seasons in progress, as I played two full 154-game schedules with the APBA Original Franchise All Stars. That is, the best players ever from the original (OK, 1901-60) sixteen ML franchises, "performing" in their peak-season best.

The first season, the Cardinals overtook the Phils to win the NL pennant (no playoffs), while the Yankees won their final ten games to edge the A's for the AL flag. The Yankees swept the Series.

Next time around I had farm teams (the next-best 25 players per franchise), plus sixteen players drafted from the expansion team All-Timers. The Senators, despite a Joe Hardy-like boost from Ken Griffey Jr ('94 vintage), still finished last. This time the Phils and Reds tied after 154, and the Phils made it to the Series by taking two of three playoff games. In the AL, the Tigers took control and rolled home nine and a half games in front of the Bronx Bombers, then took the Series, too.

The third season lurks on deck. I will be adding a Mark McGwire 70-HR card to the Cards' lineup, and a Sosa 66 to the Cubs. I really need a Tommy Holmes' 1945 for the Braves. If anyone out there has one -- pleeeeease?

For those unfamiliar with APBA Baseball, it's a "dice and board" game that has been around nearly half a century now. I prefer the natural dice, to the artificial turf of the computer version. I play the basic game (not the Master Version), with my own adaptations (wind factor, unusual plays, and more injuries than normal, because my benches and minors are so deep.) I play mostly solitaire, but prefer "managing" against real people.

In the two simulated seasons I've completed, hitters do better than pitchers, altho facing a steady diet of good pitching lowers batting averages about 60-75 points. ERAs go up about 1.50. Every team is terrific on paper, but two of them are doomed to finish eighth!

If baseball is its own world, outside of time -- and simulations (like APBA or Strat-O-Matic or the many computer versions) are a step outside real baseball (but not into time) -- then where do these games take us? Exactly.

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